GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
this text post is so oatmeal
i hate you
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
every gouda’s lookin’ for some swiss
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
if i lay here
if i just lay here
yep im just laying here
not gonna stop laying here
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
me:
makes a mistake
me:
thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
The Slave Ship (1840) - J. M. W. Turner
British Romanticism
If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There’s nothing behind it.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
