Reblog if your legs are crossed and/or your left hand is touching your face…
This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.
Monty Python Live (mostly) - Spanish Inquisition
Monty Python → Life of Brian
I want to be a woman. From now on I want you to call me Loretta.
His world had vanished long before he ever entered it, but he
certainly sustained the illusion with a remarkable grace.
Blackadder → The Black Seal
That is why you are dismissed.
Monty Python → Spanish Inquisition (x)
You’ll have to say the bit about “our chief weapons are …”